Funny / Corny Easter Jokes
- What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?What's a mattababy?Nothing. What's the matter with you?
- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves……………..
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny
- Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. - Bugs Bunny
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. – RE Shay - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
- What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
- What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee - What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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