Funny Items of 'Easter-related' Nonsense- Corny Easter Jokes

Funny / Corny Easter Jokes

  1. What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?What's a mattababy?Nothing. What's the matter with you?
  2. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves……………..
  3. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny
  4. Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. - Bugs Bunny
    Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. – RE Shay
  5. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
  6. What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
  7. What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
    Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee
  8. What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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