Funny Easter Quotes

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt, "Peanuts"

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
Clarence W. Hall

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
Fred Allen

A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn.
Hugh Mackay

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris 

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